Man rage quits after losing to a family member

Guy makes pancakes after realizing his mutton’s expired

“YOU FOOL! WHILE YOU WERE SO FOCUSED ON TURNING MY MEN INTO SNACKS, YOU DIDN’T NOTICE YOUR FRIENDS GOT SNATCHED!”

Character reveals their masterful evil plan and actually succeed

A guy and a girl breakup, platonically

Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around…

You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, right round

“Sir, your line was ‘Get Out of My House’.”

I am the monster, rawr rawr rawr. I am the monster, rawr rawr rawr. I am the monster. I am the monster. I am the monster, rawr rawr rawr.

Rawr Rawr Rawr

Depressed man gets told about the power of friendship

A sex offender trolls a murderer with weather

“You might have a skill issue, woah-oh”

Man thinks his friend is about to roll a Nat 1

So, the guy torturing someone is the good guy?

F Aeolus, all my homies hate Aeolus (not Kira Stone, just Aeolus)

A god decides to be a little shit for absolutely no reason

Rude of you Poseidon. You could almost say it was, ruthless.

“Bro, you had one job. Why the hell is my kid still alive?”

Chaotic mf tells a man who has fought gods, cyclops, and a fish hydra that he isn’t being risky enough

Woman tells a bunch of dudes to put a thing in a hole

“EURYLOCHUS, YOU DUMB MOTHERF-

“KID! JUST GET IN THE WATER ALREADY!” 

The world’s most aggressive swimming coach

Child beats up a pig and then tricks a god

Bro teaches Hamilton how “Say No to This”

Man forgets his wife is a spartan

Waiter, more sailors please.

Probably the most underrated song in Epic

Man uses spears to beat weather

“I see…” “No you don’t, darling.”

A blind man sees stuff

Bored god gives a man weed

At least he’s not at a Diddy party… right?

Oh hey, this song is a bange- Kill him. Kill him now.

“A woman”

I didn’t know what else to do for this one, sorry.

Introducing: Pancake and some other food item cooked *LIGHTNING* quick

POV: Polites showing up to traumatize this man at the most inconvenient moments.

Okay, this kind of a vibe, and… oh, you DEPRESSED DEPRESSED.

Yeh, glad he made her way more, consenty 

You know, if this was the original Odyssey, the opinion of this character would be VERY DIFFERENT

If you took a shot every time “Little Wolf” was said in this song, you would be dead in seconds.

Small child gets his ass kicked by creepy guy

Man leaks his name, address, ip address, social security number, credit card number, bank account, driver’s license, registration…

“Killing hundreds of sleeping Trojans is fine, but I draw the line at infant murder… actually…”

Man visits his mom while on vacation

600 lives I’ll break, 600 lives I’ll take. And when I kill you then my pancakes are cooked.

Man looks at ingredients for pancakes while drinking wine

Oh hey, there’s an enemy over ther- oh, maybe you pushed yourself too hard 

Child thinks about war veterans and is like, “Yeh give me that.”

You know, there are other ways to do this

Man uses weed to beat the shit out of a woman and her pet

Imagine Ody asking if Athena is proud of what he became only for “You know on second thought.”