Music

What has keys but can't open locks?

Piso

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

Kinukuha sa hotel!!

What gets wetter the more it dries?

Not N

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Kapalmuks

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

Hair

What has many teeth but can’t bite?

Visa

What can travel around the world while staying in the corner?

Red Horse

What has a neck but no head?

Not Hot!!

What can you catch but not throw?

Fisherman

What is full of holes but still holds a lot of weight?

Sentence!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Nile and Tigris

What runs but never walks?

Vegies!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

Measure!

What has a foot but no legs?

Queen and King and Double and Single Sizes

What has one head, one foot, and four legs?

Not Snow!

What comes down but never goes up?

What has an eye but can’t see?

What has a ring but no finger?

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Funny!!

What can be cracked, made, told, and played?

Need to brush your teeth dahil nabaho!!

What is as light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold it for much longer?

Sisilip!

What gets bigger the more you take away?

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Not just surname but your whole name!

What belongs to you but is used more by others?

What’s black and white and read all over?

What can be heard but not seen?

2 sa lalake!! Hahaha!!

What can’t be used until it’s broken?

What kind of room has no doors or windows?

Not Human Feet!

What has a bottom at the top?

Noisy!!

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

Not D!!

What comes once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Awit!! Same lang!!

What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

Why did the math book look sad?

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

What has legs but doesn’t walk?

What’s always coming but never arrives?

What do you call fake spaghetti?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What gets sharper the more you use it?

Nabilad na Zebra!!

What’s black and white and red all over?

Wrist or wall!!

What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Why did the bicycle fall over?

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What can’t be eaten for breakfast?

What kind of running also means walking?

Their baby, because he is a little bigger.

 Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?

Stop!!

 Imagine you're in the forest, surrounded by ravenous, man-eating wolves. How do you put an end this terrible situation?

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

How can a man who shaves many times a day still have a long beard?

Which tire doesn’t move when your car turns left?

 What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

Number!!

Turn me on my side and I'm everything. Cut me in half and I'm nothing. What am I?

Can you name the three playing cards that have been place in a row using the following clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the le

Accounting!!

What word has three double letters in a row?

Dead!!

What is made and bought by people who have no use for it, while the person who uses it can't see it or feel it?

What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?

If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?

What can go up a chimney when down but can't go down a chimney when up?

What word's first two letters signify a man, first three letters signify a woman, first four letters signify a great man, while the whole word signifies a great woman?

Not Sea!!

What runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps, a mouth that never speaks, and a head that never weeps?

Two men wearing backpacks are in a desert. One is dead. The man who is alive has his backpack open, and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What's in the dead man’s backpack?

The ages of a mother and his daughter add up to 55. If you reverse the digits of the mother's age, you get the daughter's age. How old are they?

When multiplied by 4, the number 2178 is 8712.

What 4-digit number multiplied by 4 gives the same number in reverse?

How can 6 + 12 = 6?

What three numbers give the same result whether they're added or multiplied together?

Each brother shares the same sister, so there are six boys and one girl, plus Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

 Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six sons, who each have one sister. How many people are in the Smith family?

Using only addition, how can you add eight 8s to get the number 1,000?

Remove the "s" and "seven" becomes "even."

How do you make the number 7 even without using addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?

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