My lips are so ______ed right now

D: 1. Cat: People & legends.   This real-life man was said to walk about barefoot across America around the turn of 19th Century America with a cooking pot on his head and planting apple trees.

He hates cherry trees

D: 2 Cat: Presidents.   When fleeing the first White House before the Canadians burned it down (because we were kicking Canadian butt), First Lady Dolley Madison saved a portrait of which president?

President Jackson enforced the act anyway...the douche.

That the Native Americans could not bring suit

That Justice Brock would cede his apartment to the Cherokee nation.

Justice Marshall was kinda based

D: 3 Cat: Presidents   When Cherokee leader John Ross got the US Supreme court to sue Congress for passing the Indian Removal Act which led to the Trail of Tears, Chief Justice Marshall ruled

Someone should make a musical about that guy.

Their popular campaign song was "Tippecanoe and Tyler too."

D: 4 Cat: Presidents   Which President's election campaign in 1840 was known as the "log cabin and cider campaign"?

Over 3 million people had to leave the Great Plains during the 30s...talk about an economy getting kicked when its down.

A dry area of the Great Plains in the 1930s?

The Southwest area of the United States in the 1830s

It's bout grapes that are...angry.

D: 1 Cat: States & Regions   What was the Dust Bowl?

Also the name of Miles Morales' dad. Weird.

He's known for later occupying a more infamous office.

D: 5 Cat: Presidents   Who was President Franklin Pierce's Secretary of War?

Sure was nice of the government to sell all that land that totally belonged to them...

could buy a government bond of 500 dollars and build a house on the land.

Pay a 10-dollar filing-fee and improve the land for five years.

build an apartment on the land for Eddie Brock.

Upgrades people...UPGRADES!!!

D: 4 Cat: States & Regions   The Homestead Act of 1862 promised 160 acres of land in the West to anyone who

During the war, Washington once had two horses shot out from under him...those poor horses. R.I.P.

His uncle was a hated British admiral.

D: 4 Cat: Presidents   Who led the British force which fired the first shots that started the 7 Years War?

Williams treated the Native Americans fairly and pioneered separation of church and state as a concept...lowkey based.

This state is home to one of America's most important submarine bases.

D: 5 Cat: States & Regions   Which colony and later state was founded by a Puritan minister, Roger Williams, who left Massachusetts and founded the Baptist denomination?

This man was rich enough to bail the US government out of near bankruptcy in 1907.

Had companies that controlled shipping, telephones, telegraphs, electricity, and insurance.

D: 4 Cat: People & Legends   Which wealthy industrialist bought Andrew Carnegie's steel company to make the U.S. Steel Corporation?

Paul Bunyan's pancake house! But not too good, eh?

Also the name of a pig

D: 2 Cat: People & Legends   The mythical giant lumberjack, Paul Bunyan, had a pet, giant blue ox named

Pack up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit-bag!

Where are we going?

D: 3 Cat: War   What popular song was written in 1917 by George M. Cohan to encourage men to enlist in WW1?

Was known as David Crockett until the 1950s.

Did not patch up the hole in the liberty bell, unlike the song lyrics

D: 4 Cat: People & Legends   Who was a congressman in House of Representatives for Tennessee, helped save Andrew Jackson from being assassinated, and is remembered for neither of those things?

Jackie Robinson + 6

D: 4 Cat: Regions & States   What year was gold discovered at Sutter's Mill which began the California gold-rush?

Coca-cola was invented here

D: 3 Cat: People & Legends   In 1929, Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr. was born in the city of 

definitely a 'tenant

D: 5 Cat: Presidents   What was Theodore Roosevelt's army rank during his charge up San Juan Hill with the rough riders?

Totally not Hitler...or the cowardly lion

Kinda looks like Hitler

D: 4 Cat: People & Legends   Who ran for President 3 times, served as Secretary of State, and famously debated Clarence Darrow in the Scopes Trial?

Was LBJ's vice-president

D: 5 Cat: People & Legends   Who did the democratic party nominate to run for President in 1968?

"Steamboat Willie" debuted the same year that Herbert Hoover won the presidential election

D: 4 Cat: People & Legends   What year did Walt Disney's character Mickey Mouse debut?

Had an ancestor who was a judge of the Salem Witch Trials.

Also wrote "The Scarlet Letter"

D: 3 Cat: People & Legends   Which famous American writer was a friend of both Herman Melville and President Franklin Pierce, and wrote "The House of Seven Gables"?

Has a lager made by the Great Lakes Brewing Company named after him.

Named after a smash bros. character. Definitely true.

D: 5 Cat: People & Legends   Which famous law enforcement agent led a group known as the "Untouchables" and hunted Al Capone during prohibition?

D: 3 Cat: States & regions   Near which city was the Battle of Bunker Hill fought?

A farmer named Shay didn't like these articles at all.

Matching numbers

D: 5 Cat: States & Regions   Which year did congress adopt the Articles of Confederation?

He was a mighty man--born with a hammer right in his hand.

Shares a name with the bird that belongs to Pig's Auntie.

D:1 Cat: People & Legends   Which famous steel-driving African-American railroad worker legendarily beat a steam-powered drill in a race while digging a tunnel through a mountain?

A faction of the Fallout games

D: 2 Cat: People & legends   What is the name of the colonial militiamen known to be ready for military duty “at a minute’s warning”?

Wonder if it said "Time to leave Vietnam"?

Also owned an amphibious car.

D: 5 Cat: Presidents   Which President was the first to own a Rolex watch?

Born and died in Missouri.

D: 5 Cat: War/President   Which President was the last to have served on the Battlefield during WW1?

If his parents were so rich, why couldn't they afford a middle-name?

DMV's and PSAT's must have loved him.

D: 4 Cat: Presidents   What was George Wshington's middle name?

Wyoming, as of 2023, has the lowest population of residents of any state, at about 580,000.

The state's name means in the Delware Indian's language "On the Great Plain."

D: 4 Cat: States & Regions   Aside from Utah and Colorado, this state is only rectangular state in the US.

Notable for their classic Americana works in the '50s

D: 4 Cat: People & Legends   Famous WW2 icon "Rosie the Riveter" was painted by which famous American artist?

Known for being unusually quiet.

D: 3 Cat: Presidents   Which President was notorious for sleeping an average of 11 hours a day and taking an afternoon nap lasting 1-2 hours?

The Bronx is up, but the battery's down.

D: 4 Cat: States & regions   Which state has the most national historic landmarks?

Really, he was a pre-cursor to a WWE wrestler.

Kinda sounds like a weird 1950s insult.

D: 5 Cat: People & Legends   Back in the early 1800s when canals were the big craze, who was a legendary keelboatman known for his marksmanship and being able to beat anyone in a fight?

Known as little miss sure-shot, she could shoot her husband's cigarette out from between his lips-- that's one way to quit smoking.

Trees

D: 2 Cat: People & Legends   Which famous female marksman starred in Bufallo Bill's Wild West Show-- able to shoot a gun backwards over her shoulder using a mirror accurately--among many feats

The only US state which actively mines diamonds

D: 4 Cat: Presidents   Which State was Bill Clinton born in?

It's the world's oldest commissioned warship still afloat. It's in Boston harbor.

I wonder if this ship had to be ratified?

D: 5 Cat: War  Which US ship was known as "Old Ironsides"?

Where do you send a letter for Abraham Lincoln to? His Gettysburg Address! Hahahaha.....people died.

We've been there...with the Wilcoxes

D: 4 Cat: War   which battle of the Civil War had the most casulaties? (over 50,000)

This President played college football for Michigan...so...worse than the anti-christ

D: 4 Cat: Presidents   Who was president in 1976 during the Bicentennial celebration of America?

The golden spike is now on display at Stanford University

Known for Mormons and being dry...but I repeat myself.

D: 4 States & Regions   In which state was the Trans-continental railroad completed in 1869?

No one died as a result of the bombardment. A Shell accidentally went off and caused 1 death and 4 to be wounded

D: 2 War   In the battle of Ft. Sumter, which side held the fort when it was bombarded?

He was a life-long friend of the Wright-brothers.

Maybe people called him "Larry"? Who knows.

D: 5 Cat: People & Legends    Which famous African-American writer and poet was born in Dayton, Ohio, in 1872. Wrote "Majors and Minors" and "Oak and Ivey" as collections of his poetry.

Where did LBJ go? He was here just a minute ago.

Known for his signature glasses.

D: 5 Cat: Presidents   Who was the first US President to appear on television wearing contact-lenses?

Telephones

D: 4 Cat: Presidents   Which scientist tried to invent a metal-detector to help doctors operate on President James Garfield after he had been shot?

Fulton started a shipping-line and took interest in submarines

Definitely begins with a "C" I think...

D: 4 Cat: People & Legends   The first steamboat, invented by Robert Fulton, sailed in 1807 and was named

"Sounds gay, Tom. Real gay." -- Huck Finn (end of "Adventures of Tom Sawyer).

also wrote "A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court"

D: 1 Cat: People & Legends   This famous American author wrote "The Innocents Abroad," "Roughin' It," and "The Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc" among other works.

He died at the age of 76 of a heart-attack. Lived long enough to witness a world where his invention dropped an atom-bomb.

It was after World War Two

D: 4 Cat: People & Legends   While Wilbur Wright died in 1912, what year did Orville Wright die?

His father was founding-father Benjamin Harrison, not President Benjamin Harrison.

His first name was Benjamin

D: 5 Cat: Presidents   Which President's father was a patriot during the revolutionary war who opposed the stamp act, signed the declaration of independence, and was governor of Virginia?

I wonder if he made his inauguration speech short?

His grandson went into the family business

D: 5 Cat: Presidents   Who was the grandfather of President Benjamin Harrison?

Guess he changed his mind about that whole war thing.

Henry David Thoreau wasn't a big fan of this war, either.

D: 3 Cat: Presidents   Well before he was President, Lincoln stated his opposition spoke against which war by stating "military glory—that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood"?