(You know the place.)

Al grew up in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from what location?

Just why did Al's mother force feed him nothing but sauerkraut until he was 26 ½ years old?

What does the air smell like in the magical, far away place of Albuquerque?

Al's lucky break came in the form of a radio contest to guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt. How many was Al off by?

You know, before the engine failure, tailspin, explosion, etc.

What was the in-flight movie on Al's ill-fated flight to New Mexico?

Frankie Yankovic, the undisputed king of polka (no relation)

The song doesn't say, but probably someone super cool

Who autographed Al's lucky, lucky glow-in-the-dark snorkel?

What did Al turn on as entertainment as he settled into his room at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn?

The song doesn't specify, so probably two

How many eyebrows does the large person with a Flock of Seagulls haircut have?

During his epic battle with the aforementioned person, which technique is NOT used?

Check all of the donut types that Al asked for at the donut shop.

Creamed corn that has been sitting out for 4 hours

As Al was running, running, running down the street like a constipated weiner dog, he met Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of what?

Joining the Columbia Record Club together

Allowing her to borrow a book using his library card

What commitment is Al not ready for, forcing him to leave Zelda, Nathaniel, and Superfly behind?

Al's lifelong dream was to have a part-time job at what restaurant?

What is the real name of the guy upon whom Al helps bestow the nickname Torso Boy?

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

"Never run with scissors, unless you're holding scissors and want to run"

"Never sneak up on a man who has been in a chemical fire."

Admittedly, he got there in a roundabout way...

Finally, Al says he told this story for one reason, and one reason alone. Not to delight countless fans (although it does do that), but to share what important message?

It is a truth universally acknowledged that "Weird Al" Yankovic's eleven minute and twenty-two second saga is the greatest story, song, and story song of all time. But how well do you know the lyrics?

All images taken from Ryan Krzak's (wappinanimation.com) incredible Flash project: Albuquerque: The Movie.