Guy in green outfit breaks pots, steals money, and never speaks.

Blocks. Just blocks. That’s it. Endless blocks.

Electric rat and child fight dogfighting ring with friendship.

Furry blue guy goes fast and fights a fat man with a mustache

Fancy Italian plumber commits tax fraud and stomps turtles.

You’re a crime boss and somehow still likable.

Horse simulator with depression and cowboy hats.

Live in a town of animals. Debt never ends.

Shoot aliens, save galaxy, repeat.

You run around in circles and yell at ghosts.

Post-apocalyptic trash hoarder simulator.

You get fired from your spaceship job by being too sus.

Plants defend your house from zombies. Totally normal.

Survive the night, jump scares optional. Actually, no — required.

You do chores but make it fun with aliens and mining.

Guy wakes up and has to kill a bunch of gods.

You roll things into a giant ball. That’s the game.

Get yelled at for being a horrible employee. Make burgers.

You’re a witcher. You fight monsters. And sleep with everyone.

Cute pink blob eats everything and becomes a god.

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