A doctor once told me I'd never walk again. Now not only am I walking, but I hear his marriage is starting to go south.

And all this time I thought “Googling yourself” meant the other thing.

Find yourself a girl who smokes. Remember, if she smokes, she pokes.

Happiness. Happ-i-ness. Happ. I. Ness. Ha. Penis. Penis. There--I did it.

I can't believe it! I've done all my housework and it's only 9:30! Well, better go upstairs and make sure the beds are still made.

I will tongue-kiss Bill before I let that tramp in my house!

No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits.

Oh, I’ve always wanted to use rosemary in something!

Only strippers shave above the knee.

Remember, if you screw this up, Mommy’s going to kill all of your toys.

When I die I want you to cremate me and throw me in Tom Selleck's face.

Wow, we rolled three gutter balls on these kids, huh?

This quiz might as well be called, “12 Times a Cartoon Mom Was More Real Than Your Mom IRL.” We’re all thinking it–they’re just the ones saying it. But who’s saying what? We have an all-star cast: Marge Simpson of "The Simpsons," Peggy Hill of "King of the Hill," Lois Griffin of "Family Guy," and Linda Belcher of "Bob's Burgers."

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Cartoon Mom Quiz: Who Said It–Marge, Peggy, Lois, or Linda?