Ichiban finds a vacuum robot and is introduced to a bigger one by a scientist that is more powerful. The bigger vacuum malfunctions, and it tries to suck people up into it.

There are adult babies in Yakuza 2 and Like A Dragon, but there are no adult babies in Judgement.

 Yagami takes on a case where the clients are adult babies and he has to locate their “mothers” before time runs out.

The game was stolen by the child’s father, who was trying to get the video game for his son as a gift, not knowing that he had indirectly stolen it from his son.

Kiryu has to track down a video game for a small child that was stolen by several people in a row, including his own mother.

In actuality, Ichiban is tasked with finding the public urinator and has to beat him up and return him to the police station.

Ichiban pees in a river to save the entirety of the city of Kamurocho.

A young woman is stuck in a cult, leading to Majima joining it to save her by beating up the leader.

Ichiban gets roped into being a volunteer at a restaurant to where you have to adjust your voice per each customer to serve them, and one of the customers is a food critic.

This substory doesn't actually exist, but there is a substory where Kiryu needs to give a man packets of tissues because he is stuck in an outhouse by the park.

Kiryu gets cornered in a restaurant and is told he needs to sell toilet paper to homeless people on the street.

Kiryu shows up to a recording session for a boys love drama tape.

 While in Hawaii, Majima gets involved in an idol tour bus scam that includes a lackluster lunch and rushing to the tour bus to not be left behind.

Yagami has to help a man chase down a flying wig for a celebrity.

Majima saves a tax maker who needs help solving the tax crisis by creating taxes on adult entertainment and tobacco.

Majima joins the democratic party and becomes the mayor of Sotenbori to tax the Yakuza

Kiryu needs to find a visa for a woman, but mistakes it for a pizza.

To save a celebrity’s career, Yagami impersonates them by dressing up as a vampire and vowing to clean up the city of trash.

Ichiban encounters a German man who needs help getting to the train station.

A man posing as a statue has to use the bathroom, which leads to Majima distracting the crowd by singing and feigning a UFO sighting.

The story is the opposite: he has to teach the band how to be punks to match their bad boy image, despite the band being proper and upstanding citizens.

Kiryu has to help a band made up of punks be proper for a fan meet-and-greet.

Yagami has to defend his coworker Ace Attorney style in the office due to the aforementioned coworker being accused of eating a very expensive cake.

Majima has to win plushies from a claw machine for a small child and save her mother.

There is no firefighter, it is in fact an airplane pilot on standby.

Yagami has to save a firefighter’s failing marriage by impersonating him and taking care of his drunk wife on her birthday.

Kiryu guides a local dominatrix through various scenarios she could run into during her job become more dominating to help her keep her clientele.

The side stories of the Yakuza games are often very weird. Can you tell the real side stories from ones that are made up?