The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

Sitting On Faces Since 2001

Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux

Good Luck

Something For Every Hole

After Dinner, You Can Stab Your Date

The Best Things In Life Come In Cellophane

Cheat On Your Girlfriend, Not On Your Workout

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Bware da baby trap - use a condom.

Men Are Better Than Women!

Imagine More Snacks Than You Can Imagine

She Can Have A Tummy… And Still Look Yummy!

You Can Never Be Too Thin; Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

Va-Dry-Na?

The Beer That Beer Would Drink

It’s Amazing What You Can Do With Two Fingers And A Thumb

If We Can’t Have Fresh Air, At Least We Can Have Fresh Muffins

Look Like A Girl, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, Work Like A Boss

White Is Purity

Approach Women Like You Do Wild Animals, With Caution And A Soothing Voice

Lose Weight Deliciously With The Aid Of Ayds

#BecauseNoReason

Painfully Thick

She’s Seen More Ceilings… Than Michelangelo; You’re Not Popular… You’re Easy

Open Your Snack Hole

It’s Not For Women

Spike Up Your Best Friend’s Eggnog When They’re Not Looking

What Can Brown Do For You?

These are real advertising slogans that somehow got approved — all you have to do is guess which brand was responsible. Fair warning: the cringe is 100% intentional.

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Worst Advertising Slogans & Taglines: Whose Is It?