Which television host appeared on the show as Dorothy’s student?

Being of Scandinavian descent, Rose’s cuisine typically featured:

Sophia selling cannoli out of the garage to pay off credit card debt  

$10,000 fine for renting to more than 2 people without a boarding license

Rose losing her husband’s pension because his company went bankrupt

Rose was an aide at Shady Pines where Sophia lived

Blanche placed in ad for roommates on the supermarket wall

Rose was a visitor to the museum where Blanche and Dorothy worked 

They all volunteered on the Save the McKinley Lighthouse committee

An electric skillet and a lifetime supply of soup 

An electric mop and a lifetime of cleaning supplies

He was a broke American who faked his accent and background

He fathered thirteen children by thirteen different women 

The entire room was filled with women he had dated at the same time as them

A black funeral dress and veil, when her grandson embarrassed her  

A red farm dress and headscarf when she thought she was moving to Atlanta

A French maid outfit when she took a job cleaning houses

A pirate costume when she took a job at Captain Jack's Seafood Shanty

Wear Viking horns at her funeral and give the eulogy in Norwegian

Have their heads frozen so they could all be revived in the future

Publish her secret recipe for pickled herring

Blanche’s daughter and Dorothy’s son 

Going on vacation to an unnamed Caribbean island 

At a hotel on the beach, preparing to party with Burt Reynolds

Preparing for a cruise with some longtime gentleman friends

“Can Blanche do a backbend while in handcuffs with a rose in her mouth?” 

“There are no dumb questions, Rose--just dumb people.”

She put her head in hands and exclaimed, “Oh God!  Not again!”