"I reckon this quiz is gonna be tough for some of the northerners!"

"I reckon"

"You've gotten so big! I remember you when you were just knee high to a grasshopper!"

"Knee high to a grasshopper"

"Ever since my promotion, I've been living high on the hog!"

"Yeah I'll be at your party, Lord willing."

"Looks like the devil's beatin' his wife. It ought to clear up soon."

It's snowing, but it's not cold enough to stick

"Yeah he went over yonder to grab some more fishing bait."

"That picture frame is a little caddywampus, don't ya think?"

"Oh I'm unorganized? Well if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black!"

Using the wrong cookware when making a dish

Accusing someone of something you yourself are guilty of

This is usually what you hear after you say/do something dumb. "Bless your precious heart" is the advanced version.

"I'm not really sure what this doohickey is, but it looks cool!"

"Now now, don't be ugly. Say you're sorry right now."

"If you're gonna throw a hissy fit then you ain't gonna get a treat."

"Boy that comedian was funny as all get out. My ribs still hurt from laughing!"

"You think you can't huh? Well can't never could. Now get back out there, you got this."

"I've got a hankering for some ice cream."

Reckon you're ready to take on this challenge? Well saddle up and take 'er for a spin!