According to zerohedge.com, what was the number one New Year resolution for 2025?

When did the first New Year's Eve ball drop in New York's Times Square?

5000 BC, as depicted in pyramid hieroglyphics.

Janiscivious, the mischievous elf of new beginnings.

Janivery, which is Sanskrit for "in the beginning".

Jan Brady from The Brady Bunch, of course.

The original calendar had only 10 months of 36 or 37 days.

People in days of old couldn't count well.

The new year used to start in March, at the time of planting.

Because that's the month you "Dec the hall in boughs of holly".

Light wasn't invented by that time. Yes, it was the dark ages.

5000 BCE, as depicted in Egyptian hieroglyphs. 

5000 BCE, as depicted in the Egyptian hieroglyphs.

Can you make the picture bigger? It's hard to count.