What the WordPress? (WordPress Trivia Quiz)

Matt Gutenberg & Mark Little

Matt Mullenberg & Mike Little

Matt Mullenweg & Mike Little

Matt Heisenberg & Mike Riddle

One-time donation of $49

$79/mo

£12k/mo

It's free

A Hello Dolly plugin which shows quotes from Hansel & Gretel instead

A chain of hyperlinks used for hierarchical navigation of the site

// TODO: Comments left by inexperienced WordPress developers

Database tables left from poorly-written premium themes

Checks your relationship status

Returns true if WordPress is running on a single server

Returns true when displaying a single post

Returns true if WordPress is running in a single-core environment

Changes your WordPress site into a blog

Sets up a different site context in Multisite

Enables blogging mode in WordPress

Switches between a site, an e-commerce store and a blog in WordPress

To add randomness to nonces, password hashes and authentication sessions

To make your lunch break tastier

As a replacement for HTTPS

To enhance the performance of your site using sodium chloride

A command line utility to interact with WordPress

The Common Library Implementation in a Composer package for WordPress

Crypto Ledger Ingestion for WooCommerce (to the moon)

A Custom Linting Interface for VSCode

Command to exit Vim

Internationalization

International legal drinking age

A cat walked onto a keyboard

The Block Editor

The Brick Editor

The Glock Editor

The Blog Editor

To query posts, pages and custom post types

To query external WordPress applications

To run structured Redis queries

To query wp_options and wp_optionmeta database tables

wp_cache_add()

wp_suspend_cache_invalidation()

wp_invalidate_post_caches()

wp_cache_flush_runtime()

Plugins that are always active

Multisite plugins

Manchester United plugins

Memory Utility plugins

Yoast SEO

Jetpack

The WP_DEBUG constant

Profiling Tools

basic-cache.php

advanced-cache.php

page-cache.php

flush-cache.php

By hiring a WordPress developer from Fiverr

By reinstalling WordPress

By running: wp cache flush

By deleting the wp-content/themes folder

Magicians' blogs and websites

Image manipulation

Apple's iMagic Keyboard support

Extending PHP classes with magic functions

Torturing developers

Complex string matching

Expressing feelings and emotions on a regular basis

Regular backups in APIs built with Express.js

A way to send posts to archive.org

A resolvable dynamic URL to a specific post

A repository of canonical URLs on the blockchain

A symbolic link to an S3 bucket from wp-uploads

A plugin that integrates WordPress with ElasticSearch

A fork of WordPress that autoscales well

A free theme for stretching enthusiasts

A WooCommerce plugin to sell rubber wholesale

A camping trip with WordPress developers

A WordPress theme for trailer park owners

A WordPress plugin for Campervan sales

A WordPress conference

A drop-in configuration for the Apache webserver

It’s a new TLD by Elon Musk that’s dropping in 2025

A lock file for distributed MySQL database queries

A file that resets the admin password on a WordPress site to "hunter2"