Question 1

In the job interview sketch, what does the man insist about the door he has just destroyed?

Accepted Answer

That it opens both ways.

Question 2

A hot dog-shaped car crashes through a store's front window. What does the man in the matching hot dog suit tell the panicking crowd?

Accepted Answer

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this."

Question 3

Which store does the hot dog car crash into?

Accepted Answer

Brooks Brothers

Question 4

In the "Gift Receipt" sketch, how does the guest prove the hosts don't need the receipt he tucked in with their gift?

Accepted Answer

He eats it.

Question 5

The "Baby of the Year" awards show includes an In Memoriam segment.

Accepted Answer

true

Question 6

What is the name of the baby who wins Baby of the Year?

Accepted Answer

Bart Harley Jarvis

Question 7

At the clothing store Dan Flashes, what makes a shirt more expensive?

Accepted Answer

How complicated the pattern is.

Question 8

What, exactly, is a "sloppy steak"?

Accepted Answer

A steak with water dumped on it.

Question 9

The show Coffin Flop consists entirely of what footage?

Accepted Answer

Bodies falling out of coffins at funerals.

Question 10

After a man pays for the car behind him at the drive-thru, what does he immediately do?

Accepted Answer

Orders 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies and 55 Cokes for himself - And it keeps going: 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs.

Question 11

In the prank show sketch, what does the man buried inside the enormous "Karl Havoc" costume finally say?

Accepted Answer

"I don't even want to be around anymore" - He gives up on the bit before it even starts.

Question 12

What is the real name of the man who becomes Karl Havoc?

Accepted Answer

Carmine Laguzio - Carmine Laguzio, who never should have gotten in the suit.

Question 13

In the car focus group, what feature does the older participant insist on?

Accepted Answer

A steering wheel that doesn't fly off and kill you - "You sure about that?" He is sure about that.

Question 14

What lie does a man tell his date about the fully loaded nachos?

Accepted Answer

That the restaurant limits how many loaded chips one person can eat - The waiter refuses to back him up and the whole thing collapses.

Question 15

What does the bumper sticker say in the sketch about the man who will not stop honking?

Accepted Answer

"Honk if you're horny" - It ends in a cemetery confrontation during his mother's funeral.

Question 16

TRUE or FALSE: The haunted mansion tour is an adults-only version where guests are told they can swear -- and Tim's character gets thrown out over the questions he asks.

Accepted Answer

true He is removed, and afterward his mother asks whether he made any friends.

Question 17

In the song "The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me," what do the skeletons use as money?

Accepted Answer

Bones - The bones are their money.

Question 18

In the action movie Detective Crashmore, who plays the hard-nosed detective?

Accepted Answer

Santa Claus - Santa, who is extremely combative in the press junket.

Question 19

What is Calico Cut Pants?

Accepted Answer

A crowdfunded site that vouches for guys with a wet spot on their pants - The whole office ends up involved. HOLD THAT DOOR!

Question 20

What derails the witness testimony in the insider trading trial?

Accepted Answer

A coworker's new hat. - Everyone would rather describe Brian's hat than the securities fraud.

Question 21

In the sketch where an alien reports back on Earth, he describes a bus as basically two motorcycles with a little house on it.

Accepted Answer

false

Question 22

What makes TC Tuggers special?

Accepted Answer

It has a knob on the collar for tugging.

Question 23

The jingle for Fenton's Stables brags that the horses there are hung like a horse.

Accepted Answer

false

Question 24

What does the substitute church organist bring to the funeral service?

Accepted Answer

A homemade calliope.

Question 25

In the "Party House" sketch, the furniture is shaped like which cartoon characters?

Accepted Answer

Garfield, Odie and Nermal

Question 26

What comes through the Darmine doggy door?

Accepted Answer

A pig wearing a Nixon mask. - "For 50 seconds I thought it was real."

Question 27

In the "Driving Crooner" sketch, what is the man doing behind the wheel?

Accepted Answer

Singing along with enormous, dead-serious passion.

Question 28

The man who begs a party guest to stop talking about his kids spirals into a story about what?

Accepted Answer

A gorilla being shot at a zoo.

Question 29

In the silent one-man show sketch, what happens every time the performer breaks character and speaks?

Accepted Answer

He has to pay the audience.

Question 30

In the heart monitor sketch, the man insists to his doctor that he is not dancing at the clubs -- he just dips in there sometimes.

Accepted Answer

true

The Ultimate I Think You Should Leave Trivia Quiz

2) A hot dog-shaped car crashes through a store's front window. What does the man in the matching hot dog suit tell the panicking crowd?

3) Which store does the hot dog car crash into?

4) In the "Gift Receipt" sketch, how does the guest prove the hosts don't need the receipt he tucked in with their gift?

5) The "Baby of the Year" awards show includes an In Memoriam segment.

6) What is the name of the baby who wins Baby of the Year?

7) At the clothing store Dan Flashes, what makes a shirt more expensive?

8) What, exactly, is a "sloppy steak"?

9) The show Coffin Flop consists entirely of what footage?

10) After a man pays for the car behind him at the drive-thru, what does he immediately do?

11) In the prank show sketch, what does the man buried inside the enormous "Karl Havoc" costume finally say?

12) What is the real name of the man who becomes Karl Havoc?

13) In the car focus group, what feature does the older participant insist on?

14) What lie does a man tell his date about the fully loaded nachos?

15) What does the bumper sticker say in the sketch about the man who will not stop honking?

16) TRUE or FALSE: The haunted mansion tour is an adults-only version where guests are told they can swear -- and Tim's character gets thrown out over the questions he asks.

17) In the song "The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me," what do the skeletons use as money?

18) In the action movie Detective Crashmore, who plays the hard-nosed detective?

19) What is Calico Cut Pants?

20) What derails the witness testimony in the insider trading trial?

21) In the sketch where an alien reports back on Earth, he describes a bus as basically two motorcycles with a little house on it.

22) What makes TC Tuggers special?

23) The jingle for Fenton's Stables brags that the horses there are hung like a horse.

24) What does the substitute church organist bring to the funeral service?

25) In the "Party House" sketch, the furniture is shaped like which cartoon characters?

26) What comes through the Darmine doggy door?

27) In the "Driving Crooner" sketch, what is the man doing behind the wheel?

28) The man who begs a party guest to stop talking about his kids spirals into a story about what?

29) In the silent one-man show sketch, what happens every time the performer breaks character and speaks?

30) In the heart monitor sketch, the man insists to his doctor that he is not dancing at the clubs -- he just dips in there sometimes.