I Think You Should Leave Quotes Quiz (ITYSL quiz)

That's

a

nice

motorcycle

I don't

even want

to be

around

anymore.

Back away,

banana breath.

What the hell

did you just eat?

A banana?

No, I don't

know how to

fucking drive.

I don't know

what any of this shit is,

and I'm fucking scared.

My life is nothing I thought

it should be and everything

I was worried it would become

because for 50 seconds,

I thought there was

monsters on the world.

My date's eating all

the fully loaded nachos.

All the ones with the

meat and cheese and everything,

the ones that are fully loaded,

she's hogging them

You sure

about that?

You sure about

that's not

not why?

He finished shaking.

Those ain't

piss dots.

That's got

nothing to do

with piss.

Lapping down some pig shit with these fat fucks,

and I'm the fattest of them all.

If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear.

Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.

No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud...

bae.

I

almost

killed

myself,

Julie!

Triples makes

it safe.

Triples is

best.

You think

this is

slicked back?

This is

pushed back.

This gazpacho

soup just

burned

my lips.

I've seen

every cock

on the planet.

I've seen everyone

naked.

55 burgers, 55 fries,

55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes,

100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders,

100 meatballs, 100 coffees,

55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes,

55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.

The bones are the skeletons' money. In our world, bones equal

dollars. That's why they're coming out tonight to get their bones

from you. The skeletons will pull your hair. Up, but not out.

All they want is another chance at life. They've never seen

so much food as this. Underground, there's half as much food as

this and the worms are their money. The bones are their dollars.

Look... we will

stay married and raise the kids

until they're out of the house,

but I will not respect you,

and I'll make sure

the kids don't either.

You flinched,

Paul!

Now you have

to marry

your mother-in-law!

Oh, that

naughty old elf

must be one

mean bastard to

give us this so

early.

Megan, before you decide

whether to send me home or not,

I just want you to know

Carmelo said your face

looks like a clock.

I don't

know how

to work

the body.

I gotta figure out

how to make money

on this thing.

It's simply

too good.

So, what's the joke?

That I had a milder fart than I normally do?

That nobody's puking from my fart? Is that the joke?

That I farted and no one barfed?

'Cause that's pretty funny, actually. That'd be a great day for me.

That'd be a great day for me, if I farted and nobody barfed.

Yeah.

We're all trying

to find the guy

who did this

and give him

a spanking.

Bozo did

the dub.

He's doing the dub

Bozo is,

not a guy.

Porn?

That's a nude egg

I won from my game.

I'm not in trouble at all.

Now... We should be able to

look at a little porn at work.

"Mr. Andrews asked him

how much it cost, and he said,

'It's illegal for you to ask me that.'

And Brian said,

'I'm putting the hat back on,

I don't care what happens.'

Or what

about a thousand

plastic meatballs?

Oh, my God!

Barry just

palmed the dip.

He's trying to

steal spinach dip,

Barry is!

I was fired from work

for something completely embarrassing.

I was fired for something extremely embarrassing.

I'm not going to say what it was,

but it led me to invent this powerful hot dog vacuum.

What the heck? What the hell's

going on out there? What the hell

is that that's going on out there? What the hell

is that that's going on out there? What the...

I got to check this out

to make sure that nobody hit my car, the Ferrari.

They're saying,

"It's impossible that that many

dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day.

And it's impossible that one

out of every five of them are nude."

He kind of is, though.

That's how they value the shirt.

The more the lines crisscross

and the patterns overlap.

'Cause if you're saying they're not complicated...

They are. They are.

If I were a farmer, and Eddie Munster

came in and started kicking

my corn, you could understand

how I could be a bit upset.

Do you understand

the tables are my corn?

Why the hell

did you have

to walk in

on my orgy,

you fucker?

Not trying to be funny,

not trying to get a laugh.

I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job...

But... do any of these...

fuckers... ever blast out of the wall...

and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You said you liked the gift.

So you wouldn't have

any qualms if

I ate the gift receipt

and it didn't exist anymore.

Right, Rick? Right, Melissa?

Are you going

to tell people

I did that? (Hmm?)

That I

housed

Dylan's burger.

It does both.

I was here yesterday,

and it actually

goes both ways.

You guys

would be

clugging a

few cans too,

if you had

my wife.

Hey, hey,

shirt brother.

Nice to meet you.

I like this guy.

Shirt brother.

He's got good taste.

They're not allowed to hit.

Oh, right.

Yes, at that price point,

yes, they are allowed to hit.

I'm sorry,

I don't know what I'm saying.