Question 1

“Jess, are you cooking a frittata in a saucepan? What is this, ______?”

Accepted Answer

prison

Question 2

“This is L.L.S. — ladies ______ Schmidt!”

Accepted Answer

love

Question 3

“Damn it! I can’t find my ______ anywhere.”

Accepted Answer

driving moccasins

Question 4

“I gotta talk to my boys… my ______.”

Accepted Answer

bros

Question 5

“Have you seen my ______ laptop sleeve?”

Accepted Answer

sharkskin

Question 6

“I’m gonna be honest with you, I did not hear a word that you just said, ’cause I can kinda see your ______ right now.”

Accepted Answer

party hats

Question 7

“Guys, has anyone seen my good ______ coat?”

Accepted Answer

pea

Question 8

“Did you know that N.W.A. didn’t stand for ‘______’?”

Accepted Answer

never walk alone

Question 9

“We’ll just break out the backup ______!”

Accepted Answer

china

Question 10

“Darn it — has anyone seen my ______?”

Accepted Answer

croquet cleats

Question 11

“I had ______ lessons until I was thirteen, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.”

Accepted Answer

figure skating

Question 12

“Have you seen my other ______?”

Accepted Answer

timepiece

Question 13

“It’s like you’re ripping the side block out of my mental ______.”

Accepted Answer

Jenga

Question 14

“Don’t worry about it, man, it’s your ______ — you’ll catch up! Jar again!”

Accepted Answer

public school education

Question 15

“This is friendship. Pure ______ friendship.”

Accepted Answer

unadulterated

Question 16

“Bathtubs are medieval ______.”

Accepted Answer

filth cauldrons

Question 17

“Nick and Jess break up and you spring this on me like… like it’s a frigging ______?”

Accepted Answer

weather report

Question 18

“Can someone please get my towel? It’s in my room next to my Irish ______.”

Accepted Answer

walking cape

Question 19

“Folding chairs? Jess, if I wanted my wedding to be an ______, I would’ve called my Aunt Terry.”

Accepted Answer

AA meeting

Question 20

“Where in this recipe does it say ‘put ______ on Schmidt’s nose’?”

Accepted Answer

mash potato

Question 21

“Girl, I’mma ______ you.”

Accepted Answer

marry

Schmidt Said WHAT? Fill in the Blank to Find Out!

2) “This is L.L.S. — ladies ______ Schmidt!”

3) “Damn it! I can’t find my ______ anywhere.”

4) “I gotta talk to my boys… my ______.”

5) “Have you seen my ______ laptop sleeve?”

6) “I’m gonna be honest with you, I did not hear a word that you just said, ’cause I can kinda see your ______ right now.”

7) “Guys, has anyone seen my good ______ coat?”

8) “Did you know that N.W.A. didn’t stand for ‘______’?”

9) “We’ll just break out the backup ______!”

10) “Darn it — has anyone seen my ______?”

11) “I had ______ lessons until I was thirteen, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.”

12) “Have you seen my other ______?”

13) “It’s like you’re ripping the side block out of my mental ______.”

14) “Don’t worry about it, man, it’s your ______ — you’ll catch up! Jar again!”

15) “This is friendship. Pure ______ friendship.”

16) “Bathtubs are medieval ______.”

17) “Nick and Jess break up and you spring this on me like… like it’s a frigging ______?”

18) “Can someone please get my towel? It’s in my room next to my Irish ______.”

19) “Folding chairs? Jess, if I wanted my wedding to be an ______, I would’ve called my Aunt Terry.”

20) “Where in this recipe does it say ‘put ______ on Schmidt’s nose’?”

21) “Girl, I’mma ______ you.”