Question 1

The only place where you can buy milk, a shotgun, a lawn chair, and a live fish tank all in one trip—while dodging a toddler riding a shopping cart like a skateboard.

Accepted Answer

Walmart

Question 2

A store where everything is supposed to be cheap, but you have to pay a quarter to rent a shopping cart, bag your own groceries, and somehow still leave feeling broke.

Accepted Answer

Aldi

Question 3

A grocery store that feels like a slightly fancier version of Walmart, except they think you’re willing to pay double the price just because the store is cleaner.

Accepted Answer

Target

Question 4

A store where the vegetables cost as much as a down payment on a house, and they aggressively judge you for not bringing your own reusable bags.

Accepted Answer

Whole Foods

Question 5

A place where you buy a single item and somehow end up with a five-foot-long receipt full of coupons for things you’ll never buy.

Accepted Answer

CVS

Question 6

The only grocery store where people act like buying a rotisserie chicken is a personality trait, and you leave with 48 rolls of toilet paper even though you only needed eggs.

Accepted Answer

Costco

Question 7

A store where everything has a fun, quirky name, employees are way too happy, and people will physically fight you over a seasonal pumpkin-flavored item.

Accepted Answer

Trader Joe’s

Question 8

A grocery store where you go to grab one thing, but an old employee insists on bagging it for you while giving you unsolicited life advice.

Accepted Answer

Publix

Question 9

A store where the only thing more aggressive than the sales are the extreme couponers fighting in the aisles for the last discounted bag of frozen chicken nuggets.

Accepted Answer

Kroger

Question 10

A grocery store where everything is bigger, the employees are scarier, and you need a membership just to walk inside and regret all your life choices.

Accepted Answer

Sam’s Club

Guess the Grocery Store - Bad Description Edition

2) A store where everything is supposed to be cheap, but you have to pay a quarter to rent a shopping cart, bag your own groceries, and somehow still leave feeling broke.

3) A grocery store that feels like a slightly fancier version of Walmart, except they think you’re willing to pay double the price just because the store is cleaner.

4) A store where the vegetables cost as much as a down payment on a house, and they aggressively judge you for not bringing your own reusable bags.

5) A place where you buy a single item and somehow end up with a five-foot-long receipt full of coupons for things you’ll never buy.

6) The only grocery store where people act like buying a rotisserie chicken is a personality trait, and you leave with 48 rolls of toilet paper even though you only needed eggs.

7) A store where everything has a fun, quirky name, employees are way too happy, and people will physically fight you over a seasonal pumpkin-flavored item.

8) A grocery store where you go to grab one thing, but an old employee insists on bagging it for you while giving you unsolicited life advice.

9) A store where the only thing more aggressive than the sales are the extreme couponers fighting in the aisles for the last discounted bag of frozen chicken nuggets.

10) A grocery store where everything is bigger, the employees are scarier, and you need a membership just to walk inside and regret all your life choices.