Question 1

That's so weird. It smells like there's a cat, but I bet there's no cat.

Accepted Answer

Stewie

Question 2

If you don't like it, go on the internet and complain.

Accepted Answer

Brian

Question 3

Meg, you're so beautiful on the inside... but it's important that you know your limitations.

Accepted Answer

Brian

Question 4

Great. This is even a bigger waist of time than Ringo's songwriting.

Accepted Answer

Brian

Question 5

Because right now, you're about as useless as Black Widow is to the Avengers.

Accepted Answer

Stewie

Question 6

I knew my play was good, just like I knew your play was a mediocre patchwork of hackneyed ideas and tired cliches!

Accepted Answer

Stewie

Question 7

Hey, what's the point in waiting? You gotta live life while you can, and live it hard.

Accepted Answer

Brian

Question 8

I was just watching this special on VH1 about Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a hollaback girl is, all I know is I want her dead.

Accepted Answer

Brian

Question 9

Oh, it's starting! I'm gonna live-tweet the show and ruin it for everyone in other time zones.

Accepted Answer

Stewie

Question 10

Alright, we're two intelligent guys, we can figure this out.

Accepted Answer

Stewie

Question 11

There we go, you are ready for your date. Yeah, that's a bed head, yeah. Hey look at you, you just got out of bed. You're the underachiever every woman wants to sleep with.

Accepted Answer

Brian

Question 12

I'm gonna take a year off, hit the road, and live life to the fullest!

Accepted Answer

Stewie

Question 13

His brain may be gone, but he's a lot of fun.

Accepted Answer

Stewie

Question 14

Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up?

Accepted Answer

Brian

Family Guy Quote Quiz - Who Said It, Brian or Stewie?

2) If you don't like it, go on the internet and complain.

3) Meg, you're so beautiful on the inside... but it's important that you know your limitations.

4) Great. This is even a bigger waist of time than Ringo's songwriting.

5) Because right now, you're about as useless as Black Widow is to the Avengers.

6) I knew my play was good, just like I knew your play was a mediocre patchwork of hackneyed ideas and tired cliches!

7) Hey, what's the point in waiting? You gotta live life while you can, and live it hard.

8) I was just watching this special on VH1 about Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a hollaback girl is, all I know is I want her dead.

9) Oh, it's starting! I'm gonna live-tweet the show and ruin it for everyone in other time zones.

10) Alright, we're two intelligent guys, we can figure this out.

11) There we go, you are ready for your date. Yeah, that's a bed head, yeah. Hey look at you, you just got out of bed. You're the underachiever every woman wants to sleep with.

12) I'm gonna take a year off, hit the road, and live life to the fullest!

13) His brain may be gone, but he's a lot of fun.

14) Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up?