Question 1

What happens right after this line?

Accepted Answer

Clark gives the middle finger

Question 2

How many windows do we see break after Clark cuts the tree open?

Accepted Answer

2

Question 3

What gift did Uncle Lewis bring?

Accepted Answer

Nothing

Question 4

What does Aunt Bethany think she did wrong?

Accepted Answer

Farted

Question 5

What is Clark going to do here?

Accepted Answer

Check the luggage, Park the cars

Question 6

What is Audrey talking about?

Accepted Answer

Sharing a bed with her brother

Question 7

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.  _____. _____. _____. Happy Hanukkah."

Accepted Answer

Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass.

Question 8

What is the name of the department store sales clerk?

Accepted Answer

Mary

Question 9

What is Clark worried about here?

Accepted Answer

The tree drying up

Question 10

What was Clark developing at work that he put on the sled?

Accepted Answer

non-nutritive cereal varnish

Question 11

What did Art notice?

Accepted Answer

The little lights aren't twinkling

Question 12

How many light bulbs does Clark have on the outside his house?

Accepted Answer

25,000

Question 13

What brand of beer is Cousin Eddie drinking in Christmas Vacation?

Accepted Answer

Meister Brau

Question 14

Who and what does Ellen Griswold say someone "doesn't know any better" about?

Accepted Answer

Cousin Eddie emptying the sewage

Question 15

What is the name of Clark's neighbor that Cousin Eddie wishes a Merry Christmas to?

Accepted Answer

Todd

Question 16

What problem did Clark just solve?

Accepted Answer

He replaced the burnt Christmas tree

Question 17

Santa's Sleigh was just seen leaving

Accepted Answer

New York City

Question 18

Which of these phrases does Clark say during his rant?

Accepted Answer

snake-licking, inbred, dog-kissing, worm-headed, dickless, sack of monkey

The Impossible National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Trivia Quiz

2) How many windows do we see break after Clark cuts the tree open?

3) What gift did Uncle Lewis bring?

4) What does Aunt Bethany think she did wrong?

5) What is Clark going to do here?

6) What is Audrey talking about?

7) "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. _____. _____. _____. Happy Hanukkah."

8) What is the name of the department store sales clerk?

9) What is Clark worried about here?

10) What was Clark developing at work that he put on the sled?

11) What did Art notice?

12) How many light bulbs does Clark have on the outside his house?

13) What brand of beer is Cousin Eddie drinking in Christmas Vacation?

14) Who and what does Ellen Griswold say someone "doesn't know any better" about?

15) What is the name of Clark's neighbor that Cousin Eddie wishes a Merry Christmas to?

16) What problem did Clark just solve?

17) Santa's Sleigh was just seen leaving

18) Which of these phrases does Clark say during his rant?