The Impossible National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Trivia Quiz

Clark crashes into the snow bank

Clark drives under the semi

The kids complain about driving so far

Clark gives the middle finger

1

2

3

4

Jello Mold

Christmas Tie

New Hat

Nothing

Forgot to bring food

Farted

Forgot to bring a gift

Arrived late to dinner

Shovel the driveway

Check the luggage

Park the cars

Put up the lights

Celebrating Christmas with the extended family

Cat food in the jello

Cousin Eddie not having gifts for the kids

Sharing a bed with her brother

Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass.

Kiss your ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss my ass.

Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Kiss my ass.

Kiss my ass. Kiss your ass. Kiss his ass.

Mary

Ellen

Beth

Wendy

Snots getting sick

The dog humping legs

The tree drying up

Running out of Egg Nog

non-nutritive breakfast epoxy

non-nutritive cereal polymer

non-stick nutrient varnish

non-nutritive cereal varnish

There is a knot in a string of lights

There is a strand of lights burnt out

The yard decorations are crooked

The little lights aren't twinkling

15,000

25,000

40,000

50,000

Meister Brau

Budweiser

Pabst Blue Ribbon

Hamm's

Clark and the excessive use of outlest

Cousin Eddie emptying the sewage

Uncle Lewis smoking his cigars

Frank Shirley not giving out Christmas bonuses

Bob

Rod

Todd

John

He got rid of the squirrel

He cut the loose bannister at the top of the stairs

He replaced the burnt Christmas tree

He got rid of Cousin Eddie

Pittsburgh

Chicago

Washington DC

New York City

snake-licking

inbred

dog-kissing

worm-headed

dickless

sack of monkey