Question 1

"You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say, what am I willing to put up with today?"

Accepted Answer

Arin

Question 2

"Never let it be said I couldn't suck my way to victory."

Accepted Answer

Dan

Question 3

"I wish I had my own Wikipedia page."

Accepted Answer

Dan

Question 4

"Rasputin.. is.. ready.. I don't know what I'm doing, I have a hard time keeping my cool in situations of stress."

Accepted Answer

Arin

Question 5

"I'm making lemonade out of a bad situation you know what I'm saying, ohh gotta add the sugar, gotta add the goddamn ice cubes!"

Accepted Answer

Arin

Question 6

"I'd have sex with space."

Accepted Answer

Dan

Question 7

“It's not cheating if you can do it.”

Accepted Answer

Arin

Question 8

“I don't need to know you, I just need to blow you.”

Accepted Answer

Arin

Question 9

“I was the greatest load my dad ever shot”

Accepted Answer

Dan

Question 10

“No matter how hard you work and how big a celebrity you become, you'll never be as famous as cheese.”

Accepted Answer

Dan

Question 11

“Ooooh, man! Ya see those fuckin' Magic Mike fingers goin' up your COOOOOTER!!”

Accepted Answer

Arin

Question 12

“Listen to your elders or whatever.”

Accepted Answer

Arin

Question 13

“It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything is so pretty.”

Accepted Answer

Dan

Question 14

“God fuckin' dammit! I mean, you just saw what happened, I couldn't fuckin' see anything!”

Accepted Answer

Arin

Question 15

“Could you imagine if your entire body was constructed completely out of ballsack material?”

Accepted Answer

Dan

Game Grumps Quiz: Who Said it: Dan or Arin?

2) "Never let it be said I couldn't suck my way to victory."