Question 1

Donuts were one of life's little joys. If the government bans puppy breath and good yawns, I'll have nothing left to live for!

Accepted Answer

Bobby

Question 2

But this peanut butter’s not going to eat itself.

Accepted Answer

Bobby

Question 3

Entertainment is the only thing that distracts people from realizing how much they don’t like each other.

Accepted Answer

Not Bobby--Peggy

Question 4

You like a butterfly flappin’ his wings deep down in that first man an’ it gonna cause a tree to fall like five thousand miles away man.

Accepted Answer

Not Bobby--Boomhauer

Question 5

I'm a little worried about being a slut.

Accepted Answer

Bobby

Question 6

You can’t make an omelet without breakin’ eggs, and you can’t get on base without takin’ a swing.

Accepted Answer

Not Bobby--Hank

Question 7

Oh God, what if I’m average? Do you have any idea how dumb average is?

Accepted Answer

Not Bobby--Peggy

Question 8

A youngster with a tool in both hands has no hands left to do drugs.

Accepted Answer

Not Bobby--Hank

Question 9

Good-bye, Luanne. I just wanted you to know that I never read your diary, even though you suspected I did on June 18th, 1985.

Accepted Answer

Bobby

Question 10

Let me ask you this: A guy breaks into your house, but you don’t have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?

Accepted Answer

Not Bobby--Dale

Question 11

I was this close to enlightenment.

Accepted Answer

Bobby

Question 12

Listen with your heart. The beating of it will drown out everything else. All that's left will be the sound of us.

Accepted Answer

Bobby

Question 13

I have a plastic grocery bag filled with plastic grocery bags that I will bring back to the grocery store one day.

Accepted Answer

Not Bobby--Peggy

King of the Hill: Bobby-isms

2) But this peanut butter’s not going to eat itself.