Ned Burner is a reporter for the Liberty Tree newspaper who disguises himself as a father at the church on Staunton Island. Burner has Toni do various jobs in order to generate news. Burner, however, digs too deep and witnesses Toni killing Avery Carrington. Toni later kills Burner, who’s body ends up on a plane with Donald Love, his remains being partly eaten. Voiced by: Peter Bradbury.