Question 1

“If you try and ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. I’ve been there. And everybody’s been there. So don’t fight it.”

Accepted Answer

Eleanor

Question 2

"I wasn't a failed DJ — I was pre-successful."

Accepted Answer

Jason

Question 3

"I am a strong, independent acid snake in the skinsuit of a strong, independent woman."

Accepted Answer

Vicky

Question 4

“You won't really know what's going to happen to you. That's what makes it special. I won't exactly know what's going to happen after I die. Nothing more human than that.”

Accepted Answer

Michael

Question 5

“What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday. You asked me where my hope comes from. That’s your answer.”

Accepted Answer

Michael

Question 6

“I was never good at being sad. Partly because my mom straight up told me not to be. But this is sad, man."

Accepted Answer

Eleanor

Question 7

"I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched the all 10 seasons of the show Friends. Boy, those Friends really were friends, weren't they?"

Accepted Answer

Michael

Question 8

"I haven't been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend Kanye, who was defending my best friend, Beyoncé."

Accepted Answer

Tahani

Question 9

"Welcome to Adobe High, home to the Scorpi-otes! Half the school wanted to be the Scorpions, half wanted to be the Coyotes, so we compromised."

Accepted Answer

Gloria

Question 10

"If you are devil, how come you are not wearing Prada?"

Accepted Answer

Jason

Question 11

"Cool. I once got a 12 out of 12 on a BuzzFeed quiz called 'Do You Know All the Slang Words the Kardashians Invented?'"

Accepted Answer

Eleanor

Question 12

"It turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day, and you solve it again."

Accepted Answer

Chidi

Question 13

"In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself."

Accepted Answer

Janet

Question 14

"Scared is the best way to be horny."

Accepted Answer

Eleanor

Question 15

“Principles aren’t principles when you pick and choose when you’re gonna follow them.”

Accepted Answer

Chidi

Question 16

"This is what we’ve been looking for since the day we met. Time. That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love."

Accepted Answer

Chidi

Question 17

“You’re cool, dope, fresh and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, ’cause you’re good at everything. You’re awesome! Be nicer to yourself.”

Accepted Answer

Jason

Question 18

“Sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful. Like with Cindy Crawford and how short she is.”

Accepted Answer

Tahani

Question 19

"I am gonna go punch a wall with my head. I will meet up with you later."

Accepted Answer

Eleanor

Question 20

"I feel like Friends in Season 8. Out of ideas and forcing Joey and Rachel together, even though it made no sense."

Accepted Answer

Michael

Question 21

"Your big revelation is Life is complicated? That is not a revelation. That's a divorced woman's throw pillow."

Accepted Answer

Judge Gen

Question 22

"If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made."

Accepted Answer

Michael

Question 23

“I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.”

Accepted Answer

Chidi

Question 24

"I was just in the middle of torturing William Shakespeare by describing the plot of the Entourage movie."

Accepted Answer

Shawn

Question 25

"I wasn't technically designed for this... But to be fair, I wasn't technically designed for anything."

Accepted Answer

Derek

The Good Place — "Thought-Provoking" Quotes: Who Said It?

2) "I wasn't a failed DJ — I was pre-successful."

3) "I am a strong, independent acid snake in the skinsuit of a strong, independent woman."

4) “You won't really know what's going to happen to you. That's what makes it special. I won't exactly know what's going to happen after I die. Nothing more human than that.”

5) “What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday. You asked me where my hope comes from. That’s your answer.”

6) “I was never good at being sad. Partly because my mom straight up told me not to be. But this is sad, man."

7) "I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched the all 10 seasons of the show Friends. Boy, those Friends really were friends, weren't they?"

8) "I haven't been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend Kanye, who was defending my best friend, Beyoncé."

9) "Welcome to Adobe High, home to the Scorpi-otes! Half the school wanted to be the Scorpions, half wanted to be the Coyotes, so we compromised."

10) "If you are devil, how come you are not wearing Prada?"

11) "Cool. I once got a 12 out of 12 on a BuzzFeed quiz called 'Do You Know All the Slang Words the Kardashians Invented?'"

12) "It turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day, and you solve it again."

13) "In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself."

14) "Scared is the best way to be horny."

15) “Principles aren’t principles when you pick and choose when you’re gonna follow them.”

16) "This is what we’ve been looking for since the day we met. Time. That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love."

17) “You’re cool, dope, fresh and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, ’cause you’re good at everything. You’re awesome! Be nicer to yourself.”

18) “Sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful. Like with Cindy Crawford and how short she is.”

19) "I am gonna go punch a wall with my head. I will meet up with you later."

20) "I feel like Friends in Season 8. Out of ideas and forcing Joey and Rachel together, even though it made no sense."

21) "Your big revelation is Life is complicated? That is not a revelation. That's a divorced woman's throw pillow."

22) "If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made."

23) “I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.”

24) "I was just in the middle of torturing William Shakespeare by describing the plot of the Entourage movie."

25) "I wasn't technically designed for this... But to be fair, I wasn't technically designed for anything."