Question 1

Man rage quits after losing to a family member

Accepted Answer

God Games - Zeus just had a skill issue.

Question 2

Guy makes pancakes after realizing his mutton’s expired

Accepted Answer

Survive - Polites did not SURVIVE

Question 3

Character reveals their masterful evil plan and actually succeed

Accepted Answer

Different Beast - “YOU FOOL! WHILE YOU WERE SO FOCUSED ON TURNING MY MEN INTO SNACKS, YOU DIDN’T NOTICE YOUR FRIENDS GOT SNATCHED!”

Question 4

A guy and a girl breakup, platonically

Accepted Answer

My Goodbye - Odysseus: 1, Athena: 0

Question 5

You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, right round

Accepted Answer

Charybdis - Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around…

Question 6

“Sir, your line was ‘Get Out of My House’.”

Accepted Answer

Odysseus - Eurymachus part is a banger tho

Question 7

Rawr Rawr Rawr

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Monster - I am the monster, rawr rawr rawr. I am the monster, rawr rawr rawr. I am the monster. I am the monster. I am the monster, rawr rawr rawr.

Question 8

Depressed man gets told about the power of friendship

Accepted Answer

Open Arms - Polites greeted the club with open arms

Question 9

A sex offender trolls a murderer with weather

Accepted Answer

Thunder Bringer - HERA! GET YOUR MAN!

Question 10

Man thinks his friend is about to roll a Nat 1

Accepted Answer

Luck Runs Out - “You might have a skill issue, woah-oh”

Question 11

So, the guy torturing someone is the good guy?

Accepted Answer

600 Strike - Yeh, about right

Question 12

A god decides to be a little shit for absolutely no reason

Accepted Answer

Keep Your Friends Close - F Aeolus, all my homies hate Aeolus (not Kira Stone, just Aeolus)

Question 13

“Bro, you had one job. Why the hell is my kid still alive?”

Accepted Answer

Ruthlessness - Rude of you Poseidon. You could almost say it was, ruthless.

Question 14

Chaotic mf tells a man who has fought gods, cyclops, and a fish hydra that he isn’t being risky enough

Accepted Answer

Dangerous - Hermes is a vibe

Question 15

Woman tells a bunch of dudes to put a thing in a hole

Accepted Answer

The Challenge - But, where’s the hole in an ax?

Question 16

“EURYLOCHUS, YOU DUMB MOTHERF-

Accepted Answer

Mutiny - Eurylochus is a goated character tho

Question 17

The world’s most aggressive swimming coach

Accepted Answer

Get in the Water - “KID! JUST GET IN THE WATER ALREADY!”

Question 18

Child beats up a pig and then tricks a god

Accepted Answer

Warrior of the Mind - Badass señorita

Question 19

Bro teaches Hamilton how “Say No to This”

Accepted Answer

There are Other Ways - Sounds like a you problem

Question 20

Man forgets his wife is a spartan

Accepted Answer

Would You Fall in Love with Me Again - She might be into that lol

Question 21

Waiter, more sailors please.

Accepted Answer

Scylla - Maybe light up six candles on the table

Question 22

Man uses spears to beat weather

Accepted Answer

Storm - Probably the most underrated song in Epic

Question 23

A blind man sees stuff

Accepted Answer

No Longer You - “I see…” “No you don’t, darling.”

Question 24

Bored god gives a man weed

Accepted Answer

Wouldn’t You Like - You got any moly?

Question 25

Oh hey, this song is a bange- Kill him. Kill him now.

Accepted Answer

Hold Them Down - At least he’s not at a Diddy party… right?

Question 26

“A woman”

Accepted Answer

Puppeteer - What

Question 27

Introducing: Pancake and some other food item cooked *LIGHTNING* quick

Accepted Answer

Full Speed Ahead - I didn’t know what else to do for this one, sorry.

Question 28

Okay, this kind of a vibe, and… oh, you DEPRESSED DEPRESSED.

Accepted Answer

Love in Paradise - POV: Polites showing up to traumatize this man at the most inconvenient moments.

Question 29

You know, if this was the original Odyssey, the opinion of this character would be VERY DIFFERENT

Accepted Answer

Not Sorry for Loving You - Yeh, glad he made her way more, consenty

Question 30

Small child gets his ass kicked by creepy guy

Accepted Answer

Little Wolf - If you took a shot every time “Little Wolf” was said in this song, you would be dead in seconds.

Question 31

Man leaks his name, address, ip address, social security number, credit card number, bank account, driver’s license, registration…

Accepted Answer

Remember Them

Question 32

“Killing hundreds of sleeping Trojans is fine, but I draw the line at infant murder… actually…”

Accepted Answer

The Horse and the Infant

Question 33

Man visits his mom while on vacation

Accepted Answer

The Underworld - She’s been waiting for him

Question 34

Man looks at ingredients for pancakes while drinking wine

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Polyphemus - 600 lives I’ll break, 600 lives I’ll take. And when I kill you then my pancakes are cooked.

Question 35

Child thinks about war veterans and is like, “Yeh give me that.”

Accepted Answer

Legendary - Oh hey, there’s an enemy over ther- oh, maybe you pushed yourself too hard

Question 36

Man uses weed to beat the shit out of a woman and her pet

Accepted Answer

Done For - You know, there are other ways to do this

Question 37

God realizes that killing people might not be the best idea

Accepted Answer

We’ll Be Fine - Imagine Ody asking if Athena is proud of what he became only for “You know on second thought.”

Question 38

Baby learns how to fly before airplanes were invented

Accepted Answer

Just a Man - WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh there’s the ground.

Question 39

Deadbeat dad returns with the milk

Accepted Answer

I Can’t Help But Wonder - Oh, and Athena is alive. That also happens.

Question 40

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

Accepted Answer

Suffering - Here, hold this arrow.

Guess the Epic: The Musical Song based on the bad description

2) Guy makes pancakes after realizing his mutton’s expired

3) Character reveals their masterful evil plan and actually succeed

4) A guy and a girl breakup, platonically

5) You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, right round

6) “Sir, your line was ‘Get Out of My House’.”

7) Rawr Rawr Rawr

8) Depressed man gets told about the power of friendship

9) A sex offender trolls a murderer with weather

10) Man thinks his friend is about to roll a Nat 1

11) So, the guy torturing someone is the good guy?

12) A god decides to be a little shit for absolutely no reason

13) “Bro, you had one job. Why the hell is my kid still alive?”

14) Chaotic mf tells a man who has fought gods, cyclops, and a fish hydra that he isn’t being risky enough

15) Woman tells a bunch of dudes to put a thing in a hole

16) “EURYLOCHUS, YOU DUMB MOTHERF-

17) The world’s most aggressive swimming coach

18) Child beats up a pig and then tricks a god

19) Bro teaches Hamilton how “Say No to This”

20) Man forgets his wife is a spartan

21) Waiter, more sailors please.

22) Man uses spears to beat weather

23) A blind man sees stuff

24) Bored god gives a man weed

25) Oh hey, this song is a bange- Kill him. Kill him now.

26) “A woman”

27) Introducing: Pancake and some other food item cooked *LIGHTNING* quick

28) Okay, this kind of a vibe, and… oh, you DEPRESSED DEPRESSED.

29) You know, if this was the original Odyssey, the opinion of this character would be VERY DIFFERENT

30) Small child gets his ass kicked by creepy guy

31) Man leaks his name, address, ip address, social security number, credit card number, bank account, driver’s license, registration…

32) “Killing hundreds of sleeping Trojans is fine, but I draw the line at infant murder… actually…”

33) Man visits his mom while on vacation

34) Man looks at ingredients for pancakes while drinking wine

35) Child thinks about war veterans and is like, “Yeh give me that.”

36) Man uses weed to beat the shit out of a woman and her pet

37) God realizes that killing people might not be the best idea

38) Baby learns how to fly before airplanes were invented

39) Deadbeat dad returns with the milk

40) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!