Southern Slang! What Does That Southern Phrase Mean?

I disagree

I don't understand

I can't believe it

I suppose

Small (as a kid)

Weak

Undereducated (as a grade schooler)

A budding etymologist

Stoned out of your mind

Full on bacon or ham

A feeling of drug induced euphoria

Doing well for onesself

Going to church

As long as nothing comes up

Praying that something happens

Waiting on the rapture

There's a torrential downpour

It's snowing, but it's not cold enough to stick

The ground is extremely hot

It's raining while it's sunny out

Over there

Over here

Very close by

Behind me

Not so simple

Crooked

Straight laced

Weird

Using the wrong cookware when making a dish

Making a lot of unnecessary noise

Accusing someone of something you yourself are guilty of

Having a heated argument over nothing

A kind gesture to a stranger

A small prayer for a loved one

A common southern greeting

A passive-aggressive insult

An offensive remark

A sly insult

An unknown object

A sexual term

Don't be mean

Don't make that silly face

Change your appearance

Take care of yourself

A mental breakdown

A qualm

A tantrum

An altercation

Extremely unfunny

Not very funny

Kinda funny

Super funny

Do your best

Give up now

Stop and smell the roses

You're at your peak

A suspicion

A craving

A spanking

An epiphany