Question 1

“I am not being dramatic. I am being factual in a heightened manner.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 2

"Yas queen!"

Accepted Answer

True

Question 3

“I don’t panic. I perform rapid emotional calculations.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 4

"You gotta do whatcha gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt. What's up?"

Accepted Answer

True

Question 5

“I wasn’t smiling. My face simply experienced a momentary upward malfunction.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 6

"I'm a human. I'm a human male."

Accepted Answer

True

Question 7

“The human body requires water, rest, and a firm understanding of procedure.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 8

"BOOST MY BOTTOM!"

Accepted Answer

True

Question 9

"Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it."

Accepted Answer

True

Question 10

"HOT DAMN!"

Accepted Answer

True

Question 11

"A bold personality. We know what that's code for. She's a bitch."

Accepted Answer

True

Question 12

"Well, Terry, if you'd like, I could share a lewd story. Kevin got me…quite horny this morning."

Accepted Answer

True

Question 13

"YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY!"

Accepted Answer

True

Question 14

“My weekends are sacred. They contain silence, order, and a single polite blueberry muffin.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 15

“No, I will not ‘live a little.’ I am already living precisely the right amount.

Accepted Answer

False

Question 16

"If you excuse me, Sergeant Wells. We need to go to the BRB. It's BRB time. We're BRB-ing."

Accepted Answer

True

Question 17

"If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."

Accepted Answer

True

Question 18

"No, from now on, call me…Velvet Thunder!"

Accepted Answer

True

Question 19

"She was such a strong female woman with nice, heavy breasts."

Accepted Answer

True

Question 20

“I do not gossip. I share verified data with emotional subtext.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 21

“I am not angry. I am composing a strongly worded monologue in my mind.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 22

"I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets."

Accepted Answer

True

Question 23

“If I wished to be mocked, I would attempt small talk at a barbecue.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 24

“A good leader does not raise his voice. He raises his eyebrows.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 25

"The night shift stinks. Stinks like a butt."

Accepted Answer

True

Question 26

"I see you have a knife, but what you need is an umbrella. Cause there's a @$%! storm gonna rain down on you…PUNK!"

Accepted Answer

True

Question 27

“Sarcasm is the coward’s truth. I prefer the brutal version.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 28

"Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"

Accepted Answer

True

Question 29

“I don’t trust enthusiasm. It’s simply panic wearing a jaunty hat.”

Accepted Answer

False

Question 30

"I don't care for cheese. I'm a curd-mudgeon."

Accepted Answer

True

Brooklyn 99's Captain Holt Quotes: True or False

2) "Yas queen!"

3) “I don’t panic. I perform rapid emotional calculations.”

4) "You gotta do whatcha gotta do. Captain Raymond Holt. What's up?"

5) “I wasn’t smiling. My face simply experienced a momentary upward malfunction.”

6) "I'm a human. I'm a human male."

7) “The human body requires water, rest, and a firm understanding of procedure.”

8) "BOOST MY BOTTOM!"

9) "Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it."

10) "HOT DAMN!"

11) "A bold personality. We know what that's code for. She's a bitch."

12) "Well, Terry, if you'd like, I could share a lewd story. Kevin got me…quite horny this morning."

13) "YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY!"

14) “My weekends are sacred. They contain silence, order, and a single polite blueberry muffin.”

15) “No, I will not ‘live a little.’ I am already living precisely the right amount.

16) "If you excuse me, Sergeant Wells. We need to go to the BRB. It's BRB time. We're BRB-ing."

17) "If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like."

18) "No, from now on, call me…Velvet Thunder!"

19) "She was such a strong female woman with nice, heavy breasts."

20) “I do not gossip. I share verified data with emotional subtext.”

21) “I am not angry. I am composing a strongly worded monologue in my mind.”

22) "I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets."

23) “If I wished to be mocked, I would attempt small talk at a barbecue.”

24) “A good leader does not raise his voice. He raises his eyebrows.”

25) "The night shift stinks. Stinks like a butt."

26) "I see you have a knife, but what you need is an umbrella. Cause there's a @$%! storm gonna rain down on you…PUNK!"

27) “Sarcasm is the coward’s truth. I prefer the brutal version.”

28) "Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"

29) “I don’t trust enthusiasm. It’s simply panic wearing a jaunty hat.”

30) "I don't care for cheese. I'm a curd-mudgeon."